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AWFUL HALLOWEEN COSTUMES 2012
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Another year, another sea of bad Halloween costumes. Whether oddly shaped, tasteless, out-of-touch or just plain lazy, these get-ups are to be avoided at all costs this Halloween.

12. Headless Pac Man

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Unlike other examples, this Pac Man costume is ready-made for decapitated people whose bodies refuse to rest, continuing to roam door-to-door collecting pill-shaped candies from terrified townsfolk.



11. Toilet

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You could be a fireman, a superhero, a cowboy, a rock star, an astronaut, a hobo, a ghost, a monster, a caveman, a ninja, a werewolf, a vampire, a bunny rabbit, a solider, a doctor, Abe Lincoln, or any one of 18,000 characters from popular culture — if the costume shop is sold out of all those, only then is ‘human waste receptacle’ a fallback option.



10. Inflatable Suit

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Though “Missy Elliot in the ‘Rain’ music video” is a clever retro costume, we doubt that’s what the designers had in mind.


09. Angry Birds

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When selecting a Halloween costume make sure to pick something that can actually fit through your front door.


08. “Rocker Pants”

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Their name, not ours. No man has ever come close to “rocking” in spotted pajama bottoms.



07. Sexy Slice of Watermelon

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We’ve definitely reached the nadir of sexy Halloween costumes. Is watermelon even the sexiest fruit? Where are all the sexy kumquats?  



06. Teddy Roosevelt

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If by some astonishing chance you attend a Halloween party full of American history students, this Theodore Roosevelt costume is a fine enough choice. Otherwise, have fun explaining for the 80th time that you’re not actually Colonel Sanders on safari.



05. Guy From LMFAO


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LMFAO recently went on hiatus, meaning even they got sick of dressing like themselves. 




04. Boob

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If getting molested by anyone who is not a woman is your idea of Halloween mirth, then yes, hit the town shaped like a gigantic tit.  





03. “Characters”

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Are these even costumes? Or is “lazy hipster jerk-off” now a character unto itself?


02. Coroner

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A.k.a. a black cotton jumpsuit with the word “coroner” stitched on. Retails for $49.99.



01. Inflatable Doll Man

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The single scariest Halloween costume ever devised. Forget turning off the lights and pretending you’re not home — just stand on your porch in this thing and no child will ever bother you again.



Related >> Awful Halloween Costumes 2010

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