Tim Hortons is ordering up a fresh hot cup of technology. The coffee shop giant has revealed over 2,000 of their approximately 10 quadrillion Canadian outlets will feature free Wi-Fi service by September of this year, the first phase of a partnership with Bell.

This is very exciting. If there’s anything Tim Hortons really needs it’s incentive for customers to take up space. Aside from wayward crackheads trying to look inconspicuous, those six old Greek men who shout at each other but never seem to order anything, mothers carting 6-year-olds in enormous baby strollers, and the lineup of 25 people being served by one high school student, my local Tim’s is usually a real ghost town. [Via CityNews]