A plate was thrown at a young woman's face after a brawl broke out at Toronto's Pho Xe Lua restaurant around 3 a.m. Saturday morning. The fight, allegedly over seating, involved two women punching each other in the face, lots of choking, and general bedlam.

The mayhem (attached below) was captured by a Toronto man who, by the sound of his drunken screaming, seemed to have really enjoyed the fight. 

Police are looking for the alleged plate thrower, a 'roid-munching, 905-looking douchebag wearing a SWAT costume (obviously). Anyone with an affinity for ultimate frisbee and hair gel is considered a suspect.

Sadly, only one employee stepped in to break up the fight. Everyone else in the restaurant remained on the sidelines, either cheering like handicapped gorillas, or cowering in fear like little Gaddafis. For shame, Toronto! You should know better.