TUESDAY MAY 21, 2013
 
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WHA' HAPPENED?! FRED WILLARD CAUGHT MASTURBATING
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TORO favourite Fred Willard was recently arrested for lewd conduct after undercover Los Angeles police allegedly discovered the comedian masturbating in an adult movie theatre. Willard was released an hour after the arrest.

The sting went down at the Tiki Theater on Santa Monica Boulevard, an L.A. institution known for providing the finest in whack-off material. The theatre was showing the films Follow Me 2, Step Dad No. 2, and The Client List on the evening of the arrest, but it is not known which film Willard was enjoying.

We at TORO are a little confused. Aren't audience members expected to masturbate in adult movie theatres? That's how it used to go down, at least. And at 72 years of age, we should be celebrating that Willard can still get it up, not chastising him for it.

Here's hoping Willard pulls through his mess, we mean, this mess, and continues to make us laugh with his amazing comedic talents.


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How could it be legal to do something like that in public, even if it is an adult movie theatre. How could you as a journalist condone, almost encourage his behavior? You should be reporting news, this man committed a crime. It should be regarded as such. Shame on you.
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