The New York Post is reporting that, after her initial denial, Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi is indeed pregnant.

What does this mean for you? It means that it is your duty as a moral person to report her to the police if you see her keeled over drunk over the next few months.

Apparently, MTV is worried the pregnancy will “wholesome up” her new reality show – and we all know how TV viewers feel about wholesome. Unless it's the popular CBC show Road To Avonlea, them MF'ers ain't having it!

TV viewers want to see vomiting, emotional outbursts, streaking and ... Wait a minute, as far as my understanding goes, those things DO occur during pregnancy, so Snooki might be on to something.