Do you like your chicken wings with a side of titty sweat and giratingÂ phallus in your face? Then look no further than Applebee's.
The next time you're in Florida and feeling like a loathsome hog, visit the "family" restaurant after 10 p.m. That's when the franchise becomes a full-on club, trades the John Fogerty and apple juice for Top 40 and Budweiser, and sets back the feminist movement forty years.
Check out this gallery via our friends at Business Insider (really?) for Club Applebee's Best Of moments. Witness the drunk girls making out, the sweaty table dancing, and even more drunk girls making out. We think you can see a confused mother, clutching her daughter in terror after being grinded and offered MDMA, somewhere in the background.