WEDNESDAY AUGUST 23, 2017
 
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FINALLY, A CALENDAR OF GIRLS COVERED IN POO
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Nothing gets our appetites (or dicks) wet like the thought of beautiful women covered in steaming diarrhea. Still here? Good. Do we ever have the treat for you! Witness the 2013 Ladies of Manure Calendar.

Yes, a calendar of hot girls covered in poo actually exists. It is the brainchild of the Miami-based Fertile Earth Foundation, an enviro-cult that encourages you to grow things using your own waste. And since perverts seem to have the biggest wallets, FEF decided to spend seven months making this piece of crap.

The calendar's promotional video does the foundation no favours. It begins by asking, "How did we get so far removed from our poop?" We don't know, cholera, maybe? Humanity's exit from the Dark Ages? Two Girls One Cup?

And the video goes on: "Before you write me off as a crazy, poop-loving hippie—" stop, it's too late. 

Miraculously, FEF has already surpassed its goal of raising $5,000, and they're not even based in Germany!

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