THURSDAY JULY 24, 2014
 
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GOLDEN GLOBES 2012
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The time has come again for the stars of the 21st century to be judged by the harshest taskmaster of them - the Hollywood Foreign Press.

How will they prepare themselves for the ordeal that is the Golden Globes and its plethora of gift baskets, fawning paparazzi, and (scariest of all) circular tables?

I'll tell you how: pushups, chin-ups, eating one piece of dried low-fat seaweed, and steroids. That's actually a list of things I'm doing in order to be the next Rambo when Sylvester Stallone retires, but I'm certain a few celebutantes are also doing those things 'just for the halibut,’ to quote my favorite halibut-related saying. 

The "Office-ial" host of the GGs is returning atheist/cut-up Ricky Gervais. You never know what he'll say! You do know how he'll say it: With smugness. But why shouldn't he be smug? Have you seen his abs??

As for who will win the awards, I'm going to my bookie right now and putting all my money on Avatar. Don't try to stop me!

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