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SMOKING MARIJUANA LEADS TO OLD AGE
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In India, a woman named Fulla Nayak - who lived to be 125 years old – apparently claimed the secret of her longevity came from smoking marijuana every day.

For my sake, I hope the same is true for eating cheesy con queso dip with Fritos, because that has been a part of my daily routine since before I learned to read. I can't wait until I die at the age of 1010, looking like a withered baby, and explain that my longevity is owed exclusively to Frito-Lay.

My theory is that she would have lived longer, but was struck down by her disappointment at the Perry/Brand breakup. The lady's eldest daughter is 92, which is wild in itself, because it means Nayak had her at the age of 33, which is kind of old to be having your first child in the early 1900s. Shame!

Nayak also chalked her long-lived lifestyle up to the healing benefits of piping hot tea, so I hope people adopt that habit as much as they plan on adopting “smokin' da 'erb,” as beloved Borat would call it. Although maybe she was talking about mushroom tea.

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