Somewhere, Anthony Bourdain is touching himself. This weekend, Toronto's Leslieville Farmers' Market presents Baconfest 2012, the first of its kind in Canada, and a veritable orgy of all things smoky and porky.

Local sensations Glas Restaurant and le Papillon on the Park will cook innumerable types of bacon for festival-goers, including tofu bacon (sorry). Also expect bacon waffles from Waffle Bar, bacon ice cream from Ed's Real Scoop, and bacon covered orgasms from TORO favourite the Burger's Priest.

The city's best bacon will be judged at noon.

​Baconfest 2012, August 12, 9 a.m. to 2 p.m., Jonathan Ashbridge Park (one block west of Coxwell and Queen)​.

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