Guys, I know you love hot pics of beautiful women, and that's why I feel compelled to help publicize the fact that Elle Magazine has published some sexy shots of Jessica Simpson. A very, very pregant Jessica Simpson.

Please Jessica, just let me hang on to your Dukes Of Hazard era bland perfection. Subscribers get the best cover – a nude shot of Simpson calling to mind nothing but the Demi Moore issue of Vanity Fair that helped defined '90s magazine covers.

Much more creepy than the cover is the picture of her fiance/baby daddy Eric Johnson kissing her bare stomach. Ewwwwww. Portraits of pregnant couples combining sexiness and tenderness creep me out worse than the Todd Phillips documentary Frat House.