Most newborn babies are ugly, we all know that. Their heads are misshapen and they haven’t quite figured out how to use all their facial muscles properly, and Photoshop for Babies isn’t a thing, yet.
But if a baby comes out of Jessica Simpson’s vagina I expect a little more. Above we see one-month-old Maxwell Drew, who’s going to need some work if she expects to be a pop star by the age of five like all of Will Smith’s kids. [Via Twitter