Selfish men rejoice; the world’s largest jewelry brand, Pandora Jewelry is the gift that keeps on giving for the giver and is pretty great for the receiving end as well. Made ubiquitous by its collectible charm bracelet, the trendy company encourages its patrons to build, build, build. If you are a first time buyer, pick up a bracelet for your GF and watch it grow through the years. (No it doesn’t grow itself so don’t get any ideas). The interesting line also includes stackable rings and watches with changeable bands and faces. So there’s always something more your girlfriend will want. Note: Thought is not required, money is.

It’s not cheesy, it’s necessary and no self-respecting girl buys it for herself; so buy it. For reasonable price points and unreasonable sex appeal, head to La Senza and pick up a silky corset or a pair of sheer panties or, hell, you’re a man aren’t you!?!, go full-tilt and buy both.  Note: Do not try on said garments. That’s just weird.

If your girlfriend is the sporty type, Icebreaker, a 100% Merino wool line of sportswear from New Zealand, is ultra-light and lovely. Good in both warm and cold temperatures, the body hugging natural fabric wicks the sweat from her body and dries quickly. Note: If she claims she’s too sweaty for the deed while wearing these garments, she’s lying.

 

It’s natural to not know what the hell to get your girlfriend on Valentine’s Day. So why not get her some all-natural products for the totally fabricated holiday?  Direct from Australia comes Thursday Plantation, a product line derived from 100% Tea Tree Oil that promises to work. And, guess what? It does. From body wash to lip balm, the products keep your skin soft and supple and ready for touch. Note: Upwardly mobile customer tested, hippy approved. Available at Abundance Naturally.

It’s pretty late in the game, so those prone to credit card paranoia, drop the neurosis at your computer desk, it’s time to get into the online purchasing game.  Samba Days, Canada’s leading gift experience provider, offers a unique selection of gift experiences themed according to lifestyle, from adventure lovers to aspiring gourmets. Select and buy a themed gift box (prices ranging from $49 to $329), hand it over to your loved one and boom you’ve won again. Note: Relationships are not about winning.

When in doubt, go to Sephora – the store where all that glitters is gold, well, actually, it’s makeup but it still glitters and is f'n great. No need to use discernment when choosing (We know how you hate that) just grab one of the many combination sets the store has to offer and you’re good to go.  Note: If she says, "you shouldn’t have," don’t say, "I had to."