Your woman shouldn’t be all up in your business about gaming.

Gaming builds strong tolerance for prolonged physical discomfort and strengthens coordination, both essential for improved cunnilingus. The next time she chides you, just tell her “I’m doing this for you, baby.”

Even if, at a certain point, you do have to get off the Xbox, it isn’t up to her to make the call.

Women have plenty of hobbies men find boring and pointless, they just usually happen outside the home, and not in the living room. The fact that she can see and hear every minute of your token mindless activity throws off the balance. Make sure both you and she have set aside at least an hour a day for your separate activities, unless you’ve decided to beat Super Ghouls and Ghosts all over again, in which case your time automatically jumps to eight hours. That game sure was a pain in the ass.

There’s also something to be said for a shared hobby. So the solution to your problem is: apply your IT skills and invent a sex-themed video game that you and your ladyfriend can enjoy. Something like Sonic the Blowjob or Donkey Kock.

I don't really have any rules for my boyfriend except for the obvious exceptions. Like: don't be lazy, don't be late, don't tell me what to do or how to do it, don't ask me any questions and don't let me see your pubes when I shouldn't be seeing them. Other than those, I'm good.

As for video games, age restrictions, and things of that ilk, I'm really not particular. I mean if you are 35 and spending your days sitting with your legs crossed on the floor, holding a remote in your hand and shooting aliens or spies or whatever it is you shoot these days, I think the problem runs slightly deeper than an obsession with video games.

You didn't pick up the video game habit when you started dating your girlfriend, so she must have known about the "situation" going in. If your girlfriend works under the preconception that you might give up your fascination with Zelda for her, she's got another thing coming and surprise, surprise, may have some problems of her own.   

The point is, in my books, adults can and will behave like children as long as doing so isn't harmful to the other team member.  If you're using the joystick to pleasure other lovers, then, yeah, that's an issue.