Alright guys, you've heard it all from your women before: "Men are such babies when they're sick.I don't care about your runny nose I have real things with which to concern myself, like mentally prepping for one day having my butt-hole sliced open to give you a child, or taking out the two-weeks worth of garbage that you've left overflowing in the kitchen so the dog doesn't eat it."

Right, so back on track. I'm not sure it's fair to bust out the pain you as a woman must potentially endure at childbirth as a way of sidestepping the support you are obliged to give your partner when he has sniffles. At the same time, it's probably better than saying how you actually feel, which is that you can't stand how effeminate, lazy and unattractive he becomes.

Somehow the way men behave when they're sick becomes in the female mind a microcosm for how they deal with life, so when it all comes creeping out through their drippy noses, or vomit-filled mouths, or... somehow a switch is turned on, that says uh-oh: "My boyfriend really is a pansy. God, he is as self-centred as I thought he was. He has no ability to look after himself.  I've never, ever met a lazier man." 

Dudes if you don't want to get kicked while your down, keep away from your chick, as maternal as she may be, she ain't your mama and God willing never will be. Oh and try to pick up your dirty kleenexes. Just sayin'.