Your job doesn't matter, according to the sagely sex-writer Noah Levenson, but your girlfriend's? Well, that's another story ...

It turns out she's the last place you'd expect to find her ...

Relationship problems? Our resident sexpert Noah Levenson has the answer: Fake your own death.

This week Levenson concludes that there's nothing wrong with online dating ... as long as you've got an — er — open mind.

This week, sex columnist Noah Levenson explains the mystery of the pyramids or, uuh, how to say "whassup" to a chick.

In this week's "sex" column, Eve rejects Adam. The world ends. But the coffee is smooth and smoky.

This week resident sex cynic Noah Levenson kicks the crap out of positive thinking.

Riddle me this, my dude: How come the internet keeps getting more and more awesome, and the divorce rate continues to climb? Surprise: We're all shitty!

Without speaking in hyperbole, I'd represent my feeling at times like these to be somewhere between “death throes” and “drowning alive.”

Over the years, I got some cool gifts. But the first thing I remember receiving from my parents was their profound, cataclysmic sense of nihilism.